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OK people, your not getting it, you cant say that is you have something that is should say something, i decide that, tell him to do something like look in your inventory or look for someone to chat to... not say, read the watermelon and make the watermelon day EAT me or something.... just making that clear...
***READ ME*** ¬_¬
Final warning ppl, you are JUST not getting it. and so, to give ppl a clue on what you can and can not post, i have decided i will start deleting posts.
these post are to direct. (eg, a direct post: [GMPB]Masterdoom: Take a pill you randomly find on the ground mabie its a asprin...
an in-direct post: JohJoh: Look around your area for 'other's; bring either the shovel or the pipe to defend yourself.)
get the picture?
P.S, i had done the post that made vindicator pop up because he has power over us all, it was only 1ns tho, it will not happen often
I had just woken up, not really knowing where i am
and for some strange reason, i felt a need to just get up and walk just outside of my shelter.
And so i did...
"ill check my inventory and see what i have
.A Watermelon
.A sharp hunk of wood
.An empty beer bottle
.A shovel
.A pipe....for some reason
*[FPS]Alan* "make that the wood has a message on it to dig a hole"
"Ok, the wood has no message on it and i have no need to write a message in it, nor do i have something TO... anything els?"
*johjoh* "look around your area for 'other's; bring either the shovel or the pipe to defend yourself*
"yea.... i best go look for someone to-"
"what the FU**!"
"when the HELL did that happen?"
"well, there goes my shelter...."
"ok then, lets go look for someone"
O
"hey, i think that's someone over there... should i go over?"
*[GMPB]AcE" Yes you should go over, but bring the pipe with you, just in case *dawn of dead theme music*"*
"ok then.... hear i go..."
oh wait a minute..... this thing is not a person, is fake?
NOW!!!
"WHAT THE?"
"GRENADE?!"
*WACK* "HIYA!"
"do you think we missed?"
"ahhh!"
"home run bitch!"
*Iron Wolf*" Take the pipe and give the guy a few good whacks. Let out some agression."
"now it is time for your BEATING! dead man!"
wait! i am not dead yet!
"shut up and take your beating like a man!"
*thud*
*in hails*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY BACK!
*OHFF*
DAM IT MAN! STOP IT! IT FREAKING HURTS!
thats what you get for throwing a grenade ass hole!
*strech*
but i WILL stop now
"..."
*oh crap! what now?*
*[GMPB] Masterdoom* " POKE HIM ALOT!!!"
*should i poke him alot really soft and easy or poke him once so hard that something will break today*
*Iron Wolfe* " Soft and easy. Like making love for the first time."
"come on, ill take you to my-"
*i am gonna poke him!*
*poke*
"what?"
*poke*
"YES! what is it?"
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*PUNCH*
"ha ha ha! home run bitch!"
*THUD!*
*well THAT was an idea.... now im stuck in this white box with what appears to me but MY melon to eat....this sucks! i hear talking a bit outside....what the hell now?*
*[GMPB] masterdoom* "Think you are in smod and jump and swing your shovel around thinging you can fly with it if you swing it hardenough"
thats a brilliant idea.... except for some problems...
1 i don't have any of my stuff...
2 a watermelon is NOT a shovel
3 im in a what looks like a floor, 4 walls and a roof. in da weal world, dey calles it enclosed areas...
and i wouldn't have enouff room to swing it....
anything els einstine
*[GMPB]AcE* " try goin g crazy and run around that tiled cage so the cage tips over, then get the watermelon and throw it as hard as you can to the guy thats talking, then run up to the other guy and bite him in the leg"
"let's do this"
*thud*
*thud*
*THUD*
*thud*
*beep*
"AAAAHHHHHHHH!"
*clap*
"ow.... well that failed miserably! what next?"
*[GMPB]AcE* " hey!, make the guy go pissed and make him chuck the watermelon everyone till it rebounds off a wall and covers the camera so it cant see wats happening. Then since his so pissed making him go crazy again and tip the cage over again."
"Ok, you just not getting it, let me show you something..."
"see this little fella? this is a nail... this place is nailed to the floor"
"in conclusion, this place aint tippin over...."
"but i will throw my watermelon in BLIND RAGE THO!"
"HEYA!"
"wait a minute? the roof on this place is lose!"
"im so friggen out of hear"
*huut*
"come on.... almost... out!
"ahhhh dam it!"
*thud*
"ahh man! im never gettin out"
*pop*
"what the? who are you?"
"the name is vindicator and thats none of your busisness"
*pooom*
"wow! that was amazing, how did you do that?"
"hey! he's gone!....and where am i?"
*thud*
"AHH!"
"oh.... just the watermelon.... that thing is pretty strong"
*Vindicator* " Make the 2 guys send out a killer robot!"
your kidding.....right?
"alright, hear it goes"
"hey! two guys"
"COULD YOU PLEASE-"
PLEASE SEND OUT A COUPLE-"
"KILLER ROBOTS?"
"Nope, nothing..."
"anymore dumb ass ideas from idiots?"
*[GMPB]Masterdoom* "go look around for a new outfit or, jump off the building mabe realistic fall damage is off"
*sigh* "sometimes i feel that i need to jump off..."
"but im not jumping off, ill break both my legs..... and ill get killed!"
*Vindicator* "jump"
"for the last time...."
"I AM NOT GOING TO JUMP"
"and there is nothing that you can say or do that can ma-"
"sometimes i hate myself..."
*THUD*
"HOLY CRAP THAT REALLY HURT!"
"i'm pretty badly hurt but i don't feel anything broken..."
"i still feel like im falling tho,"
"and i feel really dizzy too..."
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